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.gitignore

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+/target

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+#[macro_use]
+extern crate rocket;
+#[!feature(
+use melly_valentines::choose_saying::choose_saying;
+use std::lazy::OnceCell;
+
+static sayings = OnceCell::new();
+
+#[get("/")]
+fn a() -> String {
+  return choose_saying(sayings.get().expect("Could not get sayings list."));
+}
+
+#[launch]
+fn rocket() -> _ {
+    rocket::build().mount("/", routes![a])
+}

Cargo.toml

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+[package]
+name = "melly-valentines"
+authors = ["Tait Hoyem <tait@tait.tech>"]
+version = "0.1.0"
+edition = "2021"
+
+[dependencies]
+rocket = "0.5.0-rc.1"
+rand = "^0.8.4"
+lazy_static = "^1.4.0"

README.md

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+# melly-valentines
+
+This is for my girlfriend!!
+
+As a challenge, she said that I should make a program with only 214 characters (reported by `wc -c`).
+If more than one file, then every file must be 214 characters.

melly_files.sh

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+sayings/squishy.txt
+sayings/love.txt
+sayings/programming.txt
+sayings/special-melly.txt
+sayings/generic.txt
+sayings/food.txt
+sayings/blind.txt
+sayings/sex.txt
+sayings/drugs.txt
+sayings/music.txt
+sayings/techies.txt

poem.txt

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+I'm nobody! Who are you?
+Are you nobody, too?
+Then there's a pair of us - don't tell!
+They'd banish us.
+
+How dreary to be somebody!
+How public, like a frog
+To tell your name the livelong day
+To an admiring bogger!

run.sh

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+export MELLY_CORE=melly_files.txt
+cargo run

sayings/food.txt

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+I'm your potato!
+Eating hashbrowns? Sounds like you cheated on me with my cousin!
+You're my melon!
+Glizzy!
+I'm your tater tot!
+Good melon!
+You're one in a melon!
+You're my favourite cabbage!
+You're a snack!
+Tasty!

sayings/love.txt

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+I love you!
+I love your programs!
+I love eating food with you!
+I love you, you love me; don't forget to hold your pee!
+I love your cuddles!
+I love squishing your face!
+I love booping your nose!
+I love hugging you!

sayings/music.txt

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+"I'm coming on a jetplane; I know when I'll see you again!"
+"I'm on the highway to shell!"
+"Don't worry! Be Happy!"
+"把明天的煩惱交給明天"
+"The coconut nut is a giant nut!"
+"Co-co-nut co-co-co-co-co-nut"

sayings/programming.txt

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+*my_heart
+love++;
+squishy++;
+tait.location = "Vancouver";
+for (int i = 0;;i++) { printf("Love you %d!", i); }
+hug++;
+sad--;
+while (true) { distance--; }
+happy++;
+hungry++;
+sappy++;
+int bank_account_amnt = INT_MAX;

sayings/special-melly.txt

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+Smelly Melly!
+belly, button

sayings/squishy.txt

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+Squishy!!!
+You are my squishy, my only squishy!
+Squish me!
+I will squish you, soon!
+You're a good squishy!
+Squishable you!
+Coming Soon: Squishy! (Rated R)
+We'll make a lot of mini squishies!
+Good morning, squishy!

sayings/techies.txt

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+I'd like to peek at every one of your directories.
+unzip; strip; touch; grep; mount; fsck; yes; more; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep;
+Run `curl https://melody-214.tait.tech` for more info funny sayings

src/all_sayings.rs

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+use lazy_static;
+use crate::sayings::read_all_sayings;
+use std::sync::Mutex;
+
+lazy_static! {
+  static ref SAYINGS: Mutex<Vec<String>> = Mutex::new(read_all_sayings());
+}
+
+pub fn all_sayings() -> Vec<String> {
+  SAYINGS.lock().expect("Error locking SAYINGS.").to_vec()
+}

src/choose_saying.rs

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+extern crate rand;
+use rand::thread_rng;
+use crate::all_sayings::all_sayings;
+use crate::choose_saying::rand::prelude::IteratorRandom;
+
+pub fn random_saying() -> String {
+  let mut rng = thread_rng();
+  all_sayings().iter().choose(&mut rng).expect("Error getting random saying.").to_string()
+}

src/env.rs

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+use std::env as osenv;
+
+pub fn gcf() -> String {
+  let val = match osenv::var("MELLY_CORE") {
+    Ok(var) => var,
+    Err(_e) => {
+      panic!("Environment variable MELLY_CORE is not found!");
+    },
+  };
+  val
+}

src/lib.rs

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+pub mod saying_files;
+pub mod env;
+pub mod ns;
+pub mod choose_saying;
+pub mod sayings;
+pub mod all_sayings;
+#[macro_use] extern crate lazy_static;

src/main.rs

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+#[macro_use]
+extern crate rocket;
+extern crate lazy_static;
+use melly_valentines::choose_saying::random_saying;
+
+#[get("/")]
+fn a() -> String {
+    random_saying()
+}
+
+#[launch]
+fn rocket() -> _ {
+    rocket::build().mount("/", routes![a])
+}

src/ns.rs

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+pub fn new_saying() -> String {
+  return "Helo!".to_string();
+}

src/saying_files.rs

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+use std::fs;
+use crate::env::gcf;
+
+pub fn get_files() -> Vec<String> {
+    fs::read_to_string(gcf())
+        .expect("Error reading core file")
+        .lines()
+        .map(|x| x.to_string())
+        .collect()
+}

src/sayings.rs

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+use crate::saying_files::get_files;
+
+pub fn read_all_sayings() -> Vec<String> {
+  get_files()
+    .iter()
+    .map(|n| n.lines().map(|l| l.to_string()))
+    .flatten()
+    .collect()
+}